Raven Paradox

With all the hysteria seeming to sprout like a mob drunken Whirling Dervish from the mouths and pens of conservative homosexuals such as Flint and Heard - and indeed, heterosexual conservatives (but with a little less venom), Alan Jones has been the subject of much media scrutiny over the past week or so.

Below is a photograph captured of him at the races:

Jones appears quite fierce in this photo - almost Bear-like one could say.

Notice the left hand (highlighted) it appears to be grasped in a kind of death-like claw, the index and middle fingers are hooked downward in the manner one would expect an assailants fingers to be clawed if they were seeking to harvest your eyes.

Jones’ face too, contorted in an almost primeval way, his lips peeled back surely emitting a low, masculine growl surely gives a lie to the vicious innuendo that has been bandied about by “The Left” over the past week.

The most obvious revelation from this candid shot is that Jones is most certainly not, as He of The Golden Tonsils may be want to say “a pompous little pansy prig“. There is an undeniable strength of the wrist shown above, despite the pink wrist band and clutching hand of another man seen across his torso.

The photograph may have sinister implications however - perhaps Jones has been creating his own private army, all trained in the use of The Deadly Jones Claw and The Deafening Squawk of Parrot.

Even worse still would be if they were trained in the use of the modern telephone - wouldn’t it be terrible if The Armies of Jonestown were given the mission of flooding the talkback airwaves with conservative drivel?

Let us hope that the recent level of scrutiny keeps up and any disturbing developments are swiftly diluted.

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