What were they thinking…

…leaving out the patka wielding Panesar in the first two tests - well, especially the second?

Panesar

His left arm spin ripped through the Aussies yesterday.

He seems to have a very gregarious, happy, fun loving demeanor and it was great to watch how his attitude seemed to lift the whole team. Just what England (and the series) needed.

It is a pity - for the Poms and anyone who likes to watch a tight contest - that they didn’t play him in Brisbane, and certainly in Adelaide. With the series looking gone [England are presently 6/114], who knows what might have been if their coach and selectors had of picked a team that included Panesar.

I suppose that we will never know, but if they win two of the remaining three, the question will always be “but what if Monty had of played in Adelaide”

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Not art nor artists

Graffiti is not an art form, nor are those who indulge in it artists - they are vandals, common criminals.

Graffiti is defined as the unauthorised defacing of a public or private structure.

Vandalism is defined as willful or malicious destruction or defacement of public or private property.

Not such a long bow to draw to link the two is it?

Kenny from the film of the same name hits the nail on the head:

Whilst it cannot be denied that some of those who perform such acts of vandalism have a true talent, a large percentage is illegible, unpalatable, uninspiring, boring, juvenile rubbish - nothing more than a pre-pubescent pissing contest.

Regardless of how talented those who carry out these crimes against taste, society and public and private property may be, the fact remains that they are destroying something that belongs to someone else and as such are nothing but common criminals and vandals.

They are no better than the drunken idiot who smashes someones letterbox, the mentally deficient arsonist or the angry teenager who smashes in a shopfront window.

Art is defined “the expression or application of creative skill and imagination”. An artist is said to be “a person who practices or performs any of the creative arts”.

To refer to these reprehensible visual urban terrorists as artists, or the crimes that they commit as art, is thus a misnomer - especially when considering the lowest common denominator - the tagger.
It could be argued that some of the vandalism of trains, buses, walls, cars, peoples homes could be seen as having been done by someone with a certain degree of talent. Even though I loathe the sight of the urban terrorism these criminals perpetrate, I can appreciate that behind a small percentage of the defacements lies a certain degree of flair.

This talent should be put to use in a manner that benefits the society that these parasites are so used to using as their host - painting murals at schools, giving a fresh coat of paint to dilapidated old buildings, painting pictures for dementia patients…

The worst kind of parasite though, as I have alluded to earlier, is the tagger.

Whether or not it is with a permanent pen or a spray can - the tagger is no more skillful or talented than the dog who cocks his leg and pisses on a telegraph (or stobie for you crow eaters) pole. That is essentially what it is - some teenage (or worse, adolescent) dropkick with no hopes, ambitions, future, skill or redeeming qualities - pissing all over something that isn’t theirs in some vain attempt to make a mark on the world. They know that there is no way that they will ever be able to do it legitimately so why not destroy something that belongs to someone else?

99% of what they scrawl on other peoples property is illegible anyway and it would seem as if most of them are illiterate as well. These guys are special people.

Oxygen thieves - that is what they are. But what should we do about them?

Stocksa

According to a policewoman that I spoke to some weeks ago, vandalism of private and public property is the fastest growing crime in Sydney. She had been responding to an incident of vandalism where some poor guy had had his brand new car covered in tags - for no reason it would seem other than the fact that these wastes of space were jealous that someone else had earned something that they wish they could have for themselves (without putting in the effort that it takes to earn it.

She mentioned that vandalism was the greatest drain on the public purse both in terms of crime fighting and repairing it… and I would wager that the ignorant mongrels who perpetrate it would be the first to excuse their heinous actions with cries of “but there is nothing else for us to do” - well you brain dead fuckwits, if our taxes didn’t have to be spent on cleaning up after your juvenile pissing contest, perhaps there would be some money to spend on youth facilities.

I queried her on what might be an appropriate civilian response should one catch a vandal in the act. Would it be acceptable to deliver them a sound beating and then turn them in?

Her response suggested that if one were to do that, to make sure it wasn’t near ones own residence and to bugger off before the police got there. Probably not quite a tacit approval but not a total disapproval either.

Perhaps if councils placed bounties on the heads of these criminals - say $50 or $100 for a successful capture, I am sure that the latent vigilante spirit within the community would ensure a dramatic reduction in the amount of vandalism.

Everyone is armed with a camera of some type in this day and age - why not set up a council website where people could post pictures of vandals for the public to identify. The cops could then nab them, parade them about in their underwear whilst people throw tomatoes or something at them and then force them to paint over any piece of property with their tags on it with fresh paint, the cost of which would be billed to them.

Subsequent transgressions could be punished with the use of a stockwhip before forcing the criminal to paint over all the vandalism in an entire city block - again, at their own expense.

Something needs to be done about these mongrels and soon.

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Adopt a sheep

With the drought in Australia hitting so many farmers so hard - and the government preferring to spend the millions of tax payers dollars that could be used to provide relief on such essentials as:

… one farming couple have shown some tremendous ingenuity and begun a World Vision style scheme for the sponsorship of their sheep.

http://www.adoptasheep.blogspot.com/

For just $35, you can feed a sheep for 100 days - you also receive a certificate of adoption, a photo and can even visit your sheep.

They even have a guard alpaca. It would be worth sponsoring a sheep just to get to see the aplaca!

Rafael

Drop on over to the site and sponsor a sheep - help the farmers help us.

I am not sure if the farmers will let you get all Kiwi on the sheep though - because remember, Baaaa means no…

Simply brilliant

I really feel for Andrew “Freddie” Flintoff.

The man seems like one of the true gentlemen of world sport and certainly one of the greatest blokes in world cricket.

Not only seemingly self effacing and humble, who can forget that remarkable gesture of sportsmanship after the narrow Australian loss (one could call it an English win but more on that later) in the tense second test at Edgbaston.

A great act of sportsmanship

To have the presence of mind to console and congratulate a valiant opponent after the closest contest in Ashes history before joining your team mates in wild celebration illustrates a certain depth of character and personality that is rare in your ordinary everyday human being, let alone elite athlete.

Flintoff, due to his prodigious all round abilities and character makeup is probably the only Pom that we would ever wish had had criminal ancestry about 200 years ago or so.

That said, is he the right man to be leading England in their attempt to retain the precious urn?

Simple answer - yes with a but.

Yes because there doesn’t appear to be anyone else capable of leading them and he certainly seems to inspire loyalty.

The but however comes in the form of the admirable qualities mentioned above - I don’t think that he has the mongrel in him, the bastardry needed to captain a team in the manner of someone like Steve Waugh.

To keep the urn out of the determined clutches of this Australian team, especially with Warne, Ponting and Mr Cricket in the form that they are in will require a streak of the mongrel - and a cohesive team performance.

The big difference in the end (apart from undoubtedly the best bowler the game has ever seen) was the way that the teams played.

The English had 4 good players, all contributing individually to their teams effort whereas the Australians had a team (with the exception of Martyn and perhaps Hayden and Langer) of players, all with shoulders to the one wheel.

For England, Collingwood (206 & 22*) and Hoggard (7/109 & 1/29) were brilliant and ones heart must go out to them. That with such fine performances, they were part of a losing team would pain them deeply.

For Australia, almost everyone contributed to what must be described as one of our finest wins ever.

Appeal

It was probably the erroneous dismissal of Strauss that began the downward spiral, however, as one of my favourite cricket writers, Simon Barnes from The Times noted, the resultant collapse was fraught with madness:

“For superior bowling does not make you play stupid shots, not unless you panic. It started to go wrong for England when Andrew Strauss got a bad decision as England had been going serenely till then. But Paul Collingwood and Ian Bell put together a ghastly run-out, Bell rooted to the spot as if cursed by Harry Potter and Collingwood charging through screaming as if his trousers were on fire.

Kevin Pietersen was out playing his stockwhip-sweep at Warne before playing himself in and Flintoff went wafting at a wide one with feet cemented to the earth. The last of the so-called batsmen, Geraint Jones, gave a catch off a ball that might have been called a wide had he left it alone. All these shots were played, let us remember, in circumstances in which cautious, risk-free advance was the obvious tactic.

This was not an error of tactics, it was losing your head.”

Partick Kidd - whose Line and Length “View from the sofa” is well worth a read , was equally scathing in that amusing manner that the Poms have when it comes to lambasting fallen heroes:

“Hopeless, absolute rubbish. This has to be regarded as one of the blackest days for English cricket. Strangled when they batted, unable to buy a run let alone occupy the crease for long enough to save the game, England were then out-thought, outgunned, outballsed by Australia in the fourth innings. After such a good first two days, nothing could be as painful as this defeat, not even watching the England rugby team.

All credit to Australia, who bowled and batted brilliantly, but England have looked lost today, leaderless and clueless. I thought that after Edgbaston and Trent Bridge 2005 they had learnt how to win the clutch moments, but now they have slipped back into bad old habits. I wonder if this will be a Lord’s ‘81 moment for Andrew Flintoff. He looked as inept a leader as Botham did 25 years ago, wondering why his team couldn’t do what he wanted. He made Ronnie Irani look like Mike Brearley, and that is saying something.”

A question though - did England win at Edgbaston or did Australia lose?

England certainly lost the second test yesterday - there is no way known that they should have let Australia win… but with Kasprowicz and Lee combining in a 59 run last wicket partnership and coming only two runs short of taking a 2-0 series lead, did England truly win that game or did Australia lose it. A bloody hard question to answer. It was certainly the most thrilling Ashes game I have ever watched. Yesterdays was brilliant, amazing, superlative, wonderful, bloody well fantastic - but it wasn’t the edge of the seat stuff that the second test in 2005 was.

I don’t want to curse the lads, but on the back of the inept, spiritless, spineless performance of yesterday - the Poms are surely damaged goods. This could well be a 5-0 whitewash.

The best thing about an English team failing is reading what their own press write about them - this is going to be a great summer of cricket.

Ponting and Hussey

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The magic of Warne

Australian cricket will never be the same when (if) he retires… he must play on until his arm falls off…

God

Another brilliant display today that crushed the Poms and set up a game that looked for all money like it was going to be a draw - turning it into a possible Australian win.

A magic commentary of the game can be found at The Times website:

http://timesonline.typepad.com/line_and_length/Â

Some of the more amusing lines from the site:

Shane Warne is spotted tucking into what appears to be a slice of cheese on toast. I suppose he has deserved it.”

“Of course, the annoying thing about Ponting is that not only will he be thinking that Australia can win, he’ll be looking at the scoreboard, seeing that 150-odd is needed, and thinking “I can get another hundred here”.

I will have to remember that site - it can be enjoyable to look at things through the enemies eyes from time to time - especially when you are winning.

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A new era

Thankfully the ALP has had the good sense to elect Kevin Rudd as their leader.

Australia now has a real chance to begin to reverse the damage that has been done to it after over a decade of Howard’s government.

Despite my personal dislike for Kim Beazley - I believe that as a leader, he has not shown vision, courage or true leadership - there are seemingly two undeniable qualities that exist in the man:

  • He is seemingly gentle and caring
  • He is, and I say this without a hint of sarcasm or malice, possibly the best loser that I have ever seen.

In defeat, Beazley has always been his most impressive and his concession speech this morning, shortly after learning about the death of his brother was one of his finest.

His concession speech after the 2001 election was inspiring, passionate and invigorating - and it was a speech made in defeat. It was truly stirring, one of those speeches that you listened to and thought “wow, this guy is one amazing individual” and got that warm feeling running up your spine.
His concession speech/congratulations speech today was that of a true gentleman and did not contain a trace of bitterness. He implored the party and the people to get behind Kevin Rudd in true “all shoulders to the one wheel” style.

View this video file

It really begs the question though - why could a man, so magnanimous, inspiring and passionate in defeat - not conjure up such magic when at the top of his game? Why could Kim Beazley never seem to display these marvelous talents to the people during normal everyday life?

During the day to day machinations of political life, Kim was never able to really connect with the people, waxing prolix and causing peoples minds to simply shut down.

If he had been able to elicit from within, on a day to day basis, the passion that he has always seemed to find in defeat, I dare say that he may today be prime minister of this country.

Let us hope that his friends and family rally around him in what must a terribly difficult time for him. Our thoughts are with he and his family on the tragic loss of his younger brother.